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Quick OverviewGuaranteed to help you win holiday gift giving bigly. Trump on a Stump is the only holiday gift you’ll need after that no good, illegal, shelf-sitting elf was sent back...
Guaranteed to help you win holiday gift giving bigly. Trump on a Stump is the only holiday gift you’ll need after that no good, illegal, shelf-sitting elf was sent back to Scandinavia when his visa expired. Make the holidays great again by TRULY making this a WHITE Christmas. Trump on a Stump will make your festive holiday gathering the toast of the town as he trots out yuletide favorites like “Look at my African American over there," “Bad Hombres” and of course that Christ-lovin' classic “Grab ‘em by the p**sy.” Twas a few weeks till Christmas and in the White House, Not a creature was stirring, but this foul, tweeting louse. The confederate flag was hung by the chimney with care, While the cheeto in chief styled his combed over hair. As fox news chattered on in the background behind A deep question emerged in our POTUS’ mind. Why had Christmas been given to Santa and Jesus? When Trump knew he was really the one who could please us. He decided to make yuletide great again now, By doling out dolls of himself that would wow. Though he hadn’t a reindeer in sight that could pull, He hopped in his limo with a hearty very full. As he drove round the country gifting dolls full of glee, He could see how much better this Christmas would be. From each Russian or redneck or female he’d hump, He knew each would be better thanks to Trump on a Stump.
- The perfect gift for very fine people on both sides
- Featuring 8 great phrases from the Cheeto in Charge
- 100% made in China just like all genuine Trump products
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